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23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know

21.

First time living with a roommate. I’m a chick. Roommate is guy. Setup webcam on my computer with a program to notify me with an email and begin recording if movement is captured. Watch male roommate come into my room a few weeks after moving in, while I’m at work. Looks through my drawers until he finds where I keep my undergarments. Examines panties and bras. Puts them back. Leaves. I have material for blackmail if ever necessary.

22.

I once overheard my ex-roommate tell one of his friends that he always wipes his spunk on the carpet next to the bed. He calls them his carpet-babies.

23.

That my best friend f*cked her in her a** with no condom, and then she blew him, and that that was the source of her raging tonsil infection.
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Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.