23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know

by Irvi Torremoro

21.

First time living with a roommate. I’m a chick. Roommate is guy. Setup webcam on my computer with a program to notify me with an email and begin recording if movement is captured. Watch male roommate come into my room a few weeks after moving in, while I’m at work. Looks through my drawers until he finds where I keep my undergarments. Examines panties and bras. Puts them back. Leaves. I have material for blackmail if ever necessary.

22.

I once overheard my ex-roommate tell one of his friends that he always wipes his spunk on the carpet next to the bed. He calls them his carpet-babies.

23.

That my best friend f*cked her in her a** with no condom, and then she blew him, and that that was the source of her raging tonsil infection.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.