23 Signs You Have Real Life Bad Grandpa

Grandparents are the tits. They tell you stories about the past, make you delicious food, and give the best advice. But if you picture all grandparents as quiet, sweater-loving old people, then you’ve got them all wrong.

You see, some people get the vanilla/cuddly grandparents that go to bed early every night. And then there are the others. The ones that drink a sh*t ton of booze, go to strip clubs, and are ridiculously horny 24/7. Sound familiar? Congratulations! You’ve got yourself a bad grandpa.

Bad grandpas are the absolute best. They are the life of any party, and can 100% drink you under the table. These grandpas don’t think “damn, I’m old, I should act my age.” Instead, these bad ass mofos are thinking “f*ck it, I’m still kicking, ima do me.”

So if you’ve got yourself a bad ass grandpa, appreciate that precious gift, and learn all you can while that legend is still alive and living the dream.

These 23 people have bad grandpas IRL:






Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of