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These 23 Strangers Experienced Awkward AF Moments

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I ordered pizza online from Dominos and tracked it as it was being made. (If you haven’t ordered online before, it tells you by name who is preparing your pizza, etc). It told me Diego was on his way to deliver the pizza, so when the delivery man buzzed I opened the door and said a very friendly, “HELLO DIEGO! Thanks for delivering my pizza!!!” The man (who happened to be of Latin descent) just stood there and looked at me for a minute. Then said, “My name is Luiz.”

14.

A friend of mine works at Starbucks. During a particularly busy shift, and lacking a couple of staff members who called in sick, a man was shuffling around impatiently waiting for a drink he ordered several minutes ago that he should have already received. My friend, feeling bad for the waiting man, told him “I’m sorry your drink is taking so long, sir. I’m a bit short-handed today.” The man lifts his arm, shows to my friend that all he had was a stump and said “Me too.”

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I was taking a sh*t in a stall while in a local wal-mart. A little boy had to use the restroom and he started pulling on the door and said “Daddy the doors stuck!” and I said “somebodys in here.” The little kid kept pulling on the door “I HAVE TO GO POOOOO!!” started screaming at me to get out then tried to crawl under the stall. I had to put my foot on the top of his head to stop him from getting in.

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A friend and I were at a restaurant once. My friend didn’t know where the bathroom was, so I decided to show him. As I left, I decided it would be brilliant to jump out and scare him as he exited the bathroom. When I heard the door open, I knew the time was right. I sprung out from the staircase where I was perched and yelled…right at the waiter who was exiting from another door with food.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.