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These 23 Students Offered Up Sex In Order To Pass A Class

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My second (or third) semester of teaching, I had a young woman in my class who began making heavy advances towards me. Whether it was for a passing grade or she simply wanted the D, I never found out. She would constantly make advances and would often throw me dreamy eyes and subtly lick her lips around me. I ignored it for the most part, but once she started making sexual innuendos to me in front of other students, I went straight to the department chair and told him what was going on. I was pretty worried about some allegations flying around before I spoke to him, but he assured me that I’d done the right thing, spoke to the girl, and that was the end of it.

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A slender young woman came into my office hours & shut the door. She was wearing no bra & a very sheer buttoned shirt that revealed her jutting nipples, & reached across the desk to touch me a couple of times. She stood up to get her textbook out of her bookbag, & when she turned around I saw she had unbuttoned a couple of buttons. She trotted out the old line that she’d do anything to improve her grade in this course & put her hand on mine. I suggested she spend more time on her homework, & she packed up her things & left.

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I teach a course on computer basics. It’s for corporate, to keep the older employee’s up to speed. I had this one older lady who kept shilling out her daughter (18 years old) to me. She’d complain about the loser she was dating, the fact she isn’t going to school & doesn’t have a job. I got one of the quizzes back from this lady with no questions answered, just her daughter’s phone number, e-mail & SnapChat. Closing line of the letter really killed it; basically that she’d heard her daughter is AMAZING in bed & a winking face.

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Spent a year in Teach for America after college. Taught in a pretty tough location – and had a bunch of students on the line. One day, I’m sitting in my classroom, grading papers and one of my students comes in – the innuendo was pretty severe.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.