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These 23 Students Offered Up Sex In Order To Pass A Class

17.

A senior who was not going to graduate from high school on time because she was failing my class said, “I would do anything to pass your class. Anything.” She drew the last word out for about three seconds. She was trying to be sultry but ended up sounding absurd. I sneered at her, “How about the work you owe me?” She turned and walked out of the room. I never saw her again. Her phys ed teacher made her jog a mile around the track. She did that. My principal now uses this line on me every time he wants me to teach a new class or serve on a committee.

18.

Had a fairly attractive woman tell me she would do anything so she could pass the class. This was a 3rd year CS programming class. She was in way over her head. I immediately became aware of what she was implying and that the door was closed to my office… and it was an evening class. I was… spooked. I never closed my door with a student in my office after that. What spooked me the most was that there was no way she could have made it this far in the program and be that clueless unless she had, uh, help in earlier classes.

19.

Happened to me once in the 80s when I was myself in my 20s. A damn fine looking student who I just failed pressed her firm boobs against me and asked if there’s anything she could do to pass the class. I said “yes, take it over again.”

20.

I used to TA Freshman Astronomy at San Diego State and two particular girls were always asking for my help and purposefully rubbing their breasts on me to get a better a grade. I resisted the temptation although they were definitely hot. Lucky for me the cute dude that always needed my help didn’t use this tactic. I might have had trouble resisting him…

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.