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23 Stupid Pets You Can’t Help But Love

5.

This weekend I bought a new doormat for the balcony. But I can’t use it because for some reason my bird thinks this f*cking doormat is the most terrifying thing in the world. She just froze in place with her crest up and wouldn’t move until I took the doormat away.

6.

My dog continuously, usually more than once a day, almost every day for years, goes into a room, closes the door, and then a few hours later barks at us to open it. She hasn’t learned yet.

7.

I once had a dog that would spend all day chasing shadows and reflections on the walls. When he “caught” them he would just sit and lick the wall, he could have easily licked the wall for hours on end.

8.

My sister is a veterinarian and they once had an “office dog” named 38 Cents because that’s how much change they recovered from his stomach.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.