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23 Stupid Pets You Can’t Help But Love

9.

When she was a puppy my dog would ‘bury’ her toys in the middle of the room. She’d dig the carpet, making a ‘hole’, she’d then meticulously place the toy in the hole, then bury it with her paws and nose, shoveling the supposed dirt over it. There’d just be a ball in the middle of the floor but she was satisfied it was buried and she’d trot off happily.

10.

So far, my cat Jack has fallen head first into a kitchen trash can and a toilet, fell off a windowsill after biting his tail, tried to jump on my bed like it was a trampoline (only to fall off of the bed), get his head stuck in a glass of beer, get his fat a** stuck in my boot, and get the sh*t kicked out of him by Misty, my other cat, because she caught him sleeping in her favorite cat bed.

11.

My wife heard the cat screaming like it was being mauled by a lion. She went outside and looked under the house to see the cat, being mauled… by a lizard on her paw.

12.

My little cat got stuck under the couch because she forgot how she got under there. I had to rescue her because she wouldn’t stop screaming. She’s beautiful and very sweet and loving but the inbreeding shows.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.