These 23 Texts Show Why Marriage is A Never Ending Battle

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(512): My husband just came over to kiss me and said, “careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket”

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(937): Already tried, she’s too smart for that. I need a Primo “Do your wife in the butt” lure/call to trick her into wanting it

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(719): My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.

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(650): I don’t care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.