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These 23 Texts Show Why Marriage is A Never Ending Battle

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(803): I just don’t fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids! (803): Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.

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(856): He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.

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(815): I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted…..too bad the garden was in my friends apt……I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a whole new low

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.