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23 Things Dumb People Thought Would Prevent Pregnancy & STDs

5.

That you can let a guy come inside you and stand to let it drain out afterwards…….. Needless to say, that girl now has a two year old at age 20.

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I had to reassure a 27 yr old woman with 4 kids that jumping up and down after sex does NOT prevent pregnancy.

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You only become pregnant if you both finish at the same time.

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Dip your balls in a mug of hot water to kill all the sperm. Then she can’t get pregnant.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.