23 Things That Happen During Sex That Pornos Never Show

5.

“You wanna change positions?” “No, I’m ok here.”

6.

People being cold, so all you see is two bobble heads poking out of a mound of blankets.

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Tissues and towels. WHERE ARE ALL THE TISSUES AND TOWELS?!

8.

Anal bleaching. I noticed that in porn, the majority of girls have pink butt holes. In real life girls can have it be really dark to really light. Ain’t nobody got time for that.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.