23 Things That Happen During Sex That Pornos Never Show

13.

When your partner is riding your penis and they go up a bit too high and you come out and they go back down on it on a bad angle. OUCH!

14.

Guy trying to put his d*ck in and can’t immediately find the hole.

15.

All the fart sounds that sweaty bodies rubbing together can make.

16.

Too drunk to cum.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.