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23 Very Inappropriate (But Interesting) Facts

5.

When Henry VIII wanted to bang his wife, he was followed by a procession of 30-40 people (all important people had separate living areas) and it took 2+ hours for the bed to be prepared for the royal copulation.

6.

If you hold your own thumb in its hand, your gag reflex disappears.

7.

When snails have sex they simultaneously penetrates each other’s vaginas (snails have dicks and vaginas) while stabbing each other with mucus darts.

8.

The average blue whale penis is 13-15ft long.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.