23 Worst Things That Have Happened In A Movie Theater

13.

Iron Man 3, This was in 2013 and i was in Greece at the time. Everyone other than me, my sister and my mother were reading the subtitles out loud.

14.

I took my nephews to see the Emoji Movie and besides actually having to watch the thing there was a creepy looking dude in front of us who kept trying to make eye contact with the people around him while saying “me me big boy” over and over again.

15.

You know how theatres usually have the big round features on the wall? Yeah fell on the seat in front of me and f*cked up my leg pretty bad.

16.

About 3/4 through the movie we hear a low grumbling from the seats behind us, followed by a most fowl smell and several young voices saying “ugh grandmaaaaa.” Then grandma, with the voice of Devito but not as cute, responds “I can’t haaalp it, popcorn goes right through me.”

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.