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The 23 Worst Things A Partner Has Ever Said to Their SO

21.

“You are just a used second hand piece of shit, I can’t believe I ever touched such a discussing whore” my ex was jealous that I didn’t lose my virginity to him – I had slept with one other person.

22.

Not me, but my best friend’s ex made her cry, then said, “I’m gonna go take a shower. Let me know when you’re finished with that shit.”

23.

“I know you try to keep your temper in check but it’s your personality to be a terrible person and you’ll never change.”

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.