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25 Cringeworthy Below the Pants Injuries

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Injuries are the f*cking worst but injuries below the belt? THE WORST KIND KNOWN TO MAN. I feel like death is creeping up on me whenever I have major cramps during my period but actually injuring my vajayjay is the scariest thing. Like, when I used to shave down there and I always worried about nicking my precious lady parts? That's straight up terrifying!

I can't imagine how guys feel when they get hurt below the belt. I've seen guy friends writhe in pain right after drunken wrestling goes awry and it does not look pretty. Both sexes need to watch out for their nether regions, especially when it comes to harmful devices like bike seats! How do people manage to ride a bike for an extended period of time without worrying about going over a pothole and essentially damaging your privates?!

It's a scary world out there and there probably isn't any way to prevent a below the belt injury besides staying in bed, away from the outside world. So, just be careful out there, and make sure to watch where that football is hurtling towards.

These 25 people experiences the most cringeworthy injuries to their nether regions:

1.

During sexy times, my BF was helping himself out. I joined in, sucking his d*ck. Several seconds later, my lips start burning and I hear: “This is a dumb question, and I hate to ask, but do you have any milk for my penis?” I doused my BF's d*ck in milk after having a nice swig to soothe my lips. We didn't have sex that night, but we did share a good laugh. He should have washed his hands better after dicing jalapenos.

2.

Embarrassingly, I was jacking off with my pants on, and I got rug burn inside my penis, it hurt to wear pants.

3.

When I was young and stupid, I didn't do clean up, just put my underwear back on, so after a while, the leftover semen crusted on my phallic member (It was winter, windy, and I wore sweat pants, because they looked comfy), and it was god awfully painful to have an erection. I learned my lesson that day, NEVER forget the tissues.

4.

I nicked my clit with a razor while shaving.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.