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25 Cringeworthy Below the Pants Injuries

5.

I asked my brother when he was two to give me a hug, he flat out ran into me and bit my d*ck through my pants, I have a scar on my head now.

6.

Had to put on jeans without boxers because they were all in the wash. My scrotum got caught in my jeans zipper. Never forget the pain.

7.

My hymen got wrapped around a tampon during my first period at thirteen. Clipped it with a pair of scissors like a badass and went to school.

8.

I was laying on the couch in pj pants, my cat asleep in my lap. She was dreaming little kitty dreams which suddenly became little kitty nightmares. Claws out she launched off my lap at a full run. The result? An inch long, deep, bleeding scratch on my junk.

9.

I used to catch in baseball, and my cup slipped. The batter fouled tipped a fastball just enough to go under my mitt, and the ball hit my crotch. I sang soprano for three hours.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.