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25 Cringeworthy Below the Pants Injuries

15.

Testicular torsion. My balls literally twisted around each other and knotted up. Worst pain I have ever experienced in my life. Not to mention an extremely embarrassing surgery/recovery period.

16.

Back when I was skateboarding constantly and there was a 25 foot kink rail that I hit going pretty fast. I slipped, racked myself and slid about 12 feet. I got up to a blood stain on the back of my pants. I tore my scrotum open and required 9 stitches.

17.

Once I woke up with a pain in my penis, it wouldn’t go away for an hour or two. Finally, I decide to go take a piss. I take a leak, then suddenly the burning is gone. I feel relieved, until I look down into the toilet, where I see a dead ant that wasn’t there before.

18.

When I was 6, I fell, d*ck-first, on a metal monkey bar. Now, 13 years later, my d*ck is permanently bent and I have a huge scar across the entire length of it.

19.

I was jumping on the bed with my cousin when I was 7 or so and landed with the arm of a chair in between my legs. I’m guessing it would’ve hurt more if I had testicles, but a piece of wood rammed in between my vagina lips, hurt like a motherf*cker too.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.