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25 Cringeworthy Below the Pants Injuries

20.

I was young and stupid and in the shower. I then decided “I MUST CLEAN INSIDE MY VAGINA” and shoved as much soap and water up there as I could. The next few days were a burning agony of soap and blood.

21.

Scabies at 17 from the girl that took my V-card. That was… quite unpleasant.

22.

Managed to rub all the top layer of skin off my clit — it was summer, I was seventeen and I was in hormonal heat or something, okay. It took forever to heal and I couldn’t masturbate during or I’d make it worse again.

23.

Not sure if this counts, but I had a benign ovarian cyst when I was 14 and it ruptured. Up there with the absolute worst pain I have ever experienced. I thought I was losing my mind.

24.

shot a lacrosse ball during a game in high school. hit the post and came right back to my nuts. lets just say i didnt get the rebound

25.

Dried semen stuck my d*ck lips together. Tried to prop open the trout lips with a think black piece of construction paper. Paper cut my d*ck.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.