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25 Exes Pulled The Most Spiteful Stunts

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Me and the lady split a few months ago, out of nowhere I get a random text from her, which happens to be a picture of her hand grasping a penis of impressive stature. She began to explain how thankful she was I broke up with her so she could find a such a penis. I wanted to be mad, but couldn’t, just kind of stared at the picture for a while thinking “Good for her.”

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My buddy’s ex cheated on him (with our roommate) then turned into a vindictive b*tch when he found out. She filed a restraining order against him claiming that he was “prone to violent outbursts” and “a danger to himself and others” which is the exact opposite of this guy. Most levelheaded guy I know, who got cheated on with one of his best friends. Then with her restraining order she weasels her way onto the volunteer staff at the anime convention he attends each year (a week before). Got his admission revoked and he couldn’t get a court date fast enough to call her bullsh*t before the con. Once he did get one, the judge basically told her to get the f*ck out with that bullsh*t (he brought a shitstorm of evidence)

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One of my sister’s ex’s left a wet shopping bag on her doorstep containing her drowned cat.

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I had an ex spread the rumor around my small hometown that I had physically abused her through our relationship. I couldn’t figure it out at first, but all of my (platonic) girlfriends suddenly started hating and avoiding me when I would visit. When I called her out on it at a party, she just started laughing and said “Oh ya, I was just mad at you and told people that. Isn’t that funny?” All I could do was shake my head and say, “No, b*tch. That’s not funny at all!” I still have to correct people to this day (2.5 years later)

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.