25 Extremely Basic Concepts Most People Don’t Understand

by Alex Cogen

21.

How to use a public restroom. Most people think it's 1) pull down your pants 2) have a fucking anal explosion and shit on EVERYTHING.

22.

Supply and demand, especially in relation to wages.

23.

That blinkers indicate that the person is about to brake to effectively take a turn. If you hit the brakes and then throw on your blinker, then what's the point?

24.

The world isn't any more f*cked up than it was. You just have more readily available information to tell you it's f*cked up.

25.

How about the whole idea of keeping your hands to yourselves. Apparently not seeing how there is so many people who don't get the whole. Don't touch that person if they don't want to be touched.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.