25 Flight Attendants Talk About Their Most Obnoxious Passengers

6.

Someone pooped on the bridge between the plane and the terminal. There were no dogs on board. I have no idea, to this day, how someone managed to run up and poop on this bridge before someone saw him during deplaning.

7.

Lady changes her toddler’s diaper on the seat during boarding, then hands me said full diaper to dispose of, and was upset to have to hold it longer when I said I’d find her a disposal bag. Lady, I have to handle food. Please don’t hand me a dirty diaper.

8.

Just came back from Mexico, a wedding group sitting in front of me brought on a ton of small bottles of liquor. Like bottles with literally one ounce. The bride proceeded to get so drunk and obnoxious, she was wandering around talking to everyone. It was the fucking worst. The pilot had to come back and yell at her. Hands down worst flight of my life.

9.

Not a flight attendant but I had the window seat once while a couple next to me got handsy under a blanket. Guess they couldn’t wait til we got back on the ground.

10.

My worst experience was when it was 10 minutes to landing and a passenger mid 40s male wanted to use the already occupied toilet. I just told him there was someone already in it so you’ll have to wait but please wait in your seat as we have to secure and he went off on one. Shouting at me that its a human right to use the toilet and it’s illegal that I’m not letting him use it. Not letting him use an already OCCUPIED toilet. He starts getting more and more aggressive saying “I know people high up at [airline] and you’re going to be fired by the time you next go to work” “you’re incapable of looking after people, you should be ashamed of yourself, you’ll be fired in no time ill make sure.”

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.