25 Hilarious ‘Sex Clubs’ You Should Try To Join

When you think of sex clubs, you probably automatically think of a club that you go to specifically to bang. More brothel-esque than anything else.

But what should really come to mind are exclusive clubs that you are unofficially a part of when you bang in a certain places, such as the infamous Mile High Club (gettin’ your nut on an airplane).

But when you try and think of other “sex clubs”, you’re probably drawing a blank. What other sex clubs are there? If I had sex in an Applebees, what is that sex club called? Is there even a club for that? Yes there is, but we’ll get to that.

There are sex clubs for just about anything, and the creative people of the internet have come up with ridiculously hilarious names for them. Banging a babysitter? You’re in the babysitters club. You f*cking a nun? You’re in club penguin. The list goes on!

These are 25 hilarious “sex clubs” you should consider joining:





Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of