25 Men Talk About the First Time They Went Down On A Woman

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If you have been banging the ladies for a while, you better know how to properly go down town. If you don’t you seriously need to reevaluate your life, and it’s pretty damn shameful. And if you’ve been doing it for a while, you should be a pro, and know exactly where those sweet spots are.

Even if you’re used to it by now, and it’s like second nature, can you remember what life was like when cunnilingus was hella awkward and scary? You didn’t know what you were doing or what to expect. You were all like “why does this thing look like a venus fly trap made of skin and pubes?”

Well, these 25 dudes think back to the first time they ever ate a chick out. Some look back fondly, and think they were “naturals” (lol yeah right). While others remember their first time with sheer horror, and definitely never want to go back to being a sexually inexperienced lad.

These 25 men talk about what it was like the first time they ate a girl out:


I looked up and she was reading “The Economist.”


My tongue ran out of stamina fairly quickly. I was not prepared for it.


I didn’t know about the clit at the time, so I went all out Helms Deep on her. It tasted weird, to say the least.


A learning experience for sure. I watched American Pie: The Book of Life, and they say to spell the alphabet with your tongue and find the letters she moans to most. Problem was, I was licking in her p*ssy, not the cl*t. Once I realized it’s not about getting deep, it’s about the rhythm on her cl*t, shit was lit.


At first, I was like blelelelelele, but when I really wanted to turn up the juice, I was like BLELELELELELELE.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of