25 Men Talk About the First Time They Went Down On A Woman

6.

Not too bad. Luckily she was vocal about how she wanted it, rather than let me fumble around or not do it in ways she preferred. Note to women, let it be known how you like it; it’s a big help to us and you.

7.

There were so many different surfaces down there I wasn’t sure which one deserved the most attention. So I just tried to be fair and play duck duck goose with my tongue.

8.

Not great. We were both turbo virgins, she didn’t know what she liked and I didn’t know what I was doing.

9.

Had a buddy going down on a chick for the first time and she had a large bush. He said he took his chin and put it on her mound, looked up at her and said “I’m Abe Lincoln!”

10.

She farted in my face and kneed me in the head before I’d even started. I realize it’s quite unbelievable now that I’m actually typing it out.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.