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25 Men Talk About the First Time They Went Down On A Woman

11.

It was like licking a 9v battery.

12.

Was nervous, so I looked up at her before I even started and tried to make a joke. So I said to her “oh…so you want the nom noms?” She lost it, pulled up her pants and noped. Never let me try again, as she would remember me saying that and would nope out. Have never had the chance to even try again after….and that was almost 5 years ago.

13.

I was around 19 or 20 and she was my first girlfriend. I was never really interested in romance until then, so I had no sexual experience whatsoever. We were at her house and were messing around and I decided that I was going to go down on her for the first time. She was unshaven and had a really poofy ginger bush, so things weren’t easily identifiable at first glance. But, not wanting to seem like a complete novice, I just got started. After a few minutes of just going to town, I couldn’t figure out why it seemed so different from what I had seen in porn. I kept trying for a few more minutes before I got exasperated and gave up. I looked at her public area and saw that all of her hair was matted and wet several inches above her actual vagina. I had been going to town on her public bone and never actually made contact with her vagina.

14.

It was like trying to find a certain page of the dictionary, with your tongue.

15.

I accidently licked her butthole. It was dark under the covers.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.