25 Men Talk About the First Time They Went Down On A Woman

by Alex Cogen

16.

High school. I spent my virgin days reading penthouse forums. So when the time came I ate like a champ. A decade later I met her for lunch and she still did not believe that she was my first.

17.

Honestly, it was quite bad because she (I guess) didn’t have very good hygiene habits, but I already had my face in her legs, and I didn’t want to be rude and just bail. I was inexperienced with women in general and this one in particular. So I put on my game face and dove in.

18.

The small gap in my teeth once got her clitoris. I am still so so sorry.

19.

We were young – 16/17 – and it was both of our first times. She had a thick bush and I didn’t really know what I was doing. She seemed to enjoy it, though. Either she was very sweet about reacting as if she were enjoying it, or my enthusiasm made up for both of our lack of experience.

20.

I thought she was going to choke me out with her legs wrapped around my head.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.