Ugh — having sh*tty neighbors is the literal worst. They leave passive aggressive notes, they call the cops on you, and they’re just all around crazy people who like to take out their own desperate frustrations on YOU. And of course, you’re a quiet, sweet angel that’s never been too loud or petty or disruptive or messy (obvi).
And who thought making a movie where Zac Efron’s the annoying frat bro next door was a good idea? Like, those abs can be loud and disruptive anytime they want. Hell, I’ll buy the keg! An old, balding man who tries to shoot your dog anytime it gets out, on the other hand — now that’s reason to complain.
So whether your sh*tty neighbor nearly burns down the apartment complex anytime they try to make pizza rolls, or stomp around upstairs like they have f*cking bricks on their shoes — one thing is for sure. You need to start saving up that cash monayy for a plot of land with acres in between you and the next house ASAP.
