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25 NSFW Tips That Everyone Should Know

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Men: when you’re masturbating and reaching climax, slow down, and clench your buttcheeks. You will shoot like 20 feet and you have basically came into Valhalla.

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Butt plug farts. Be prepared for the ungodly fart that follows extended insertion of a butt plug, which is essentially just an airtight cork in your ass.

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When you’re giving a blow job, look up at them. Guys seem to like it.

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If she says “don’t stop, I’m going to cum”, actually don’t stop and continue doing exactly what you are doing. If a guy starts going harder (thinking that will help) or does something different, lots of us women will lose the orgasm totally and have to start all over.

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Womens’ magazines constantly suggest things you should put in your mouth to ‘spice up’ oral. Hot water. Cold water. Mints. Fizzy sweets. Do not, one night, think to yourself, “whiskey!” Do not do oral with whiskey.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.