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25 NSFW Tips That Everyone Should Know

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The person that doesn’t make you wear a condom is the person with whom it is most important to wear a condom.

22.

If you ejaculate after drinking alcohol then go for a piss the tip of your penis can burn like hell. Mouth ulcer gel applied liberally to the affected area can provide relief

23.

The best advice I ever got (from a drunken aunt at a wedding) was “do everything half as hard as you think you should.”

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Do not remove anal beads like you’re starting a lawn mower.

25.

Wash your butt when you bathe. Seriously get up in there. For ladies gently rinse inside your labia when you shower. Water, soap, vaginal cleanser-all of that can screw up the pH balance of your vagina.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.