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25 Of The Douchiest Things You Can Do At An Airport

21.

Last week I had a middle aged businessman type literally climb over a metal fence at the taxi pickup queue and squeeze himself into a taxi to get it before me. I was the only other person in line, he would have had to wait literally one minute longer. WTF??

22.

Pretending your poorly behaved Pomeranian is a therapy dog.

23.

Guilt-tripping me into giving up my aisle seat because the last open seat on the plane is the middle seat in my row and you got a group three ticket even though you knew you would need an aisle seat and I got a group one ticket specifically so I could get an aisle seat. I’m still salty about that.

24.

The people that have to stand directly in front of/next to the baggage carousel. Fur fuck’s sake, stand back, even if it’s just for a few feet, so other people can see their baggage, let alone pick it up without them having to wriggle through a line of assholes that have to stand right next to the belt.

25.

When the cabin crew says to let those with connecting flights off first and all the douchebags up front just stand up and block their way anyways.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.