25 People Admit The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Ever Happened To Them

6.

When I was in third grade, I peed my pants in my chair because my teacher wouldn’t let me go to the bathroom. I thought I was being really slick by leaving it there to disappear into the carpet. My teacher definitely realized and tried to convince my mom to hold me back a year.

7.

Walked face first into one of those cast iron streetlight posts because a cute girl called out my name from the backseat of her friends car. It made a “bong” sound.

8.

Fifth grade. Told my mom I didn’t feel good and she made me eat breakfast and go to school (she thought I was faking). Come morning assembly, I projectile vomited on three people and all over the floor. Needless to say, I wasn’t faking.

9.

I was in an exam but bunged up. About 10 minutes in I sneeze really loud, practically a shout. Out flows a deluge of snot into my hands. Its super sticky and still connected to my face so I’m essentially flossing with my own mucus.

10.

I asked how old my grandma was turning. At her funeral. I was 6.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.