25 People Confess The Most Ridiculous Things They’ve Ever Witnessed At A Party

When the music’s bumping and the alcohol’s flowing, there’s bound to be some havoc brewing. Whether you’re in college, middle aged, or living it up in an old folk’s home, parties are a time for friends, new and old, to get together, do a couple (hundred) beer bongs, and LET F*CKIN’ LOOSE.

But what happens when things get too crazy and sh*t starts hitting the fan? We all know that when you fuel an already unhinged person with alcohol, devastating and widespread damage and emotional destruction occur. And I’m not talking about your run-of-the-mil drunk sorority girl crying in a corner. That’s child’s play. I’m talking about the dude who smashes thirty bottles on the floor and starts making “beer angels” in all of the glass. Youch.

So, when you’re drunk and high off your a** and start pissing in the refrigerator’s crisper drawer, it might be time to call it a night. When you become a literal “party pooper” — or you’ve sh*t your pants in front of everyone at the party — it’s time to clean up and head home. When you start using your ballsack hernia as a party trick, put that sh*t away, and spare yourself some dignity, man!

These 25 people saw some of the most shocking, ridiculous, and messed up things go down at a party:







Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.