Ghosts are scary AF — that's a given (duh). But some people get scared over the weirdest, most bizarre things. For some people, whales are big scary sea ghosts, dancing noodles from a soup commercial haunt nightmares, and babies — well, babies may as well be Freddy Krueger.
Phobias are a weird phenomena. You don't get to choose what you're scared of, that sh*t chooses you. Maybe you have an irrational fear of getting your throat sliced open at any moment. Or maybe, you can't bear the thought of grasshoppers hopping around nature, acting like they own the gahddamn world.
So, if you scare easily and irrationally, take some deep breaths, pop a xanie (or three), and remember that your bizarre fear exists mostly in your head. Oh, except for that creepy clown standing right behind you with a knife.
