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25 People Confess The Sex Acts They Were Super Ashamed Of

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When I was a kid and first discovered that I could put things into my vagina and it felt good, I experimented. A lot. One memorable time I shoved a bunch of Barbie clothes inside me. They obviously sopped up any natural lubricant I had and were incredibly hard to remove. I lost a dress up there for a day. I also used to masturbate by rolling myself up in my blankets like a burrito and humping a pillow.

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When I was a novice masturbator, I attempted to synthesize a vagina using household products – plastic wrap, a paper towel roll, some rubber gloves, and vaseline. It didn’t work.

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Had my then-girlfriend over for sexy time. We were both a little kinky so we were going the down town route (anal). When I was close to finishing, and in the heat of the moment, took the condom off and told her I was gonna cum in her ass. She’s ok with this and we continue. Simultaneously, I cum in her butt, she falls off my bed face first with her head on the ground but legs still on the bed so her ass was the highest point of her body, and farts out all my cum from the sudden fall. It was both hilarious and horrifying.

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When asking about what she liked I misheard gentle as genital. Soooo genital hair pulling doesn’t seem to be appreciated as foreplay.

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I frequently let a guy cum on my face while I was sleeping. He would jack off and I would pretend to be asleep and then he would blow a load on my face. I enjoyed it, but we never spoke of it.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.