Dating someone is a wonderful thing. Your significant other is a person to divulge your dreams and hopes to. They pick you up when you’re feeling down. And the freaky sexy sex doesn’t hurt either. Bae is your number one and you wouldn’t have it any other way.
That is — until they’re being annoying AF. To annoy your SO is to breathe oxygen; it’s involuntary. And of course, you only annoy them out of true and devoted love (duh), but hell if it isn’t the funniest thing when you swipe their ass crack like a credit card in public. “Babe, I’m just trying to get more points!” Sure, Jason, sure.
So whether you’re that boyfriend who only speaks to their girlfriend in song lyrics, or the girlfriend who always manages to leave the cabinet door open — annoying your significant other is one of the finer things in life. Just remember, though — if you can’t take it, don’t dish that sh*t out.
