dating

25 People Confess What Gets On Their Nerves Most During Sex

Image via Giphy

When people start banging each other — the expectation is that you’re both going to orgasm an infinite amount of times, they’ll be attentive to your every need, and your sexual chemistry is great enough to make even Bill Nye’s head turn. Wouldn’t that just be lovely?

Unfortunately, it’s pretty easy to be let down or get annoyed when someone starts jackhammering away when you made it pretty clear that you’re not into sweaty clavicles clapping against your own body while sweat pours from their brow into your eyes. #nothanks

Whether it’s awkward dirty talk, not communicating, or the feeling like you might be taking a sh*t on your partner’s d*ck while doing anal — there are some things that happen while getting down that absolutely get on our nerves. So if your girlfriend keeps her nails hella long and she likes to play with your balls while doing doggy — just tell her to stop f*cking scratching them!

These are 25 of the most annoying things that get on people’s nerves during sex:

1.

When a girl tries to shear off my penis by moving laterally, rather than vertically. Also morning sex, dealing with morning breath. Yuck.

2.

If I moan your name, it’s because it’s good, STOP ASKING “what?” IF I WANTED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING I’D JUST SAY IT I WOULDN’T NEED TO GRAB YOUR ATTENTION BY SAYING YOUR NAME.

3.

When my wife tries to talk about non-sexy things. Subjects include: our children, parents, bills, bitching about my honey-do list, etc. It always kills the mood and I have to stop.

4.

The lack of feedback.

5.

Random hair stuck to my tongue is annoying.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.