25 People Confess What They’re Shamefully Attracted To

16.

Trashy girls. Seriously if I see a pretty trashy girl I’m fucked.

17.

Women ages 40-60 with big butts. I’m 30, but since I was like 19 I’ve always wanted to bang a really thick MILF. It hasn’t happened because all of the ones that I see out in public are married soooo yea.

18.

I’m ashamed that I have a tendency to latch on to even the smallest affection shown me and I hate myself for it. I’ve never felt like any woman has ever found me attractive or shown much of an interest in me and the only thing that upsets me more than that is that I want it, there’s a part of me that deeply desires that validation and is dying of loneliness and it is also something I hate myself for.

19.

Girls who laugh in a way that suggests mental instability. The most attractive girl I ever knew shook and laughed until every molecule of air in her body was expelled. She sounded like an albatross being forced through a cheese grater, and I loved her for it.

20.

Girls who laugh in a way that suggests mental instability. The most attractive girl I ever knew shook and laughed until every molecule of air in her body was expelled. She sounded like an albatross being forced through a cheese grater, and I loved her for it.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.