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These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things

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We’d been married a few months when on night I was replacing the alternator on our car. My wife, bless her, was being helpful by holding the flashlight, getting needed hand tools, whatever. Well I was getting frustrated by the job and her continually asking how to help. I finally asked her to go into the house and bring me back about 3 feet of fallopian tube. She turned for the house, took about 4 steps before she caught herself. I still ask her for fallopian tube on occasion.

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While viewing the Titanic museum exhibit many years ago, my wife asked me what material the RMS Titanic was made of. I answered steel – mostly. She thought it was made of titanium.

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He didn’t know what The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air was. Almost a dealbreaker. phew

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My buddy told me about his boss’s wife one time. They were all out to dinner at a Japanese Hibachi restaurant. The waitress came to clear plates and the boss’s wife said, “Hey, aren’t we supposed to get fortune cookies or something?” The waitress replied, “Sorry girl! We not Chinese, we Japanese!” They said she wasn’t the brightest penny in the fountain.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.