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These 25 People Got Hit On At The Worst Moments

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I had to do a stool test. For anyone that’s never done one, they give you some vials with little forks in them, you go home and poop somewhere other than the toilet and fill the vials using the fork. Anyway, I was at the lab picking up my “kit”. Of course the guy behind the counter was cute. This is probably my 4th round of stool tests, so I’m no beginner. When he hands me the vials, I ask if I could get a bucket (did you know they make special buckets for you to poop into?!). He laughs and asks me to come around back. He was running around a lot and making small jokes, being otherwise flirtatious and adorable. Dude loaded my kit up, gave me gloves and medical-grade pop sickle sticks and a bucket. And I can’t even remember what he looked like because inside I was literally dying of embarrassment. I couldn’t even look him in the eye, just chuckled and said thanks and fucking bolted.

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I was a waitress. Guy came in with two little boys. Proceeded to hit on me throughout the entire time he was there and then was like “you don’t happen to have daddy issues by any chance?” The next week he came back with his wife…

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Patient’s son hit on me as his dad is lying 5 feet away on palliative care. Ummmm your dad is going to die in 2 days why are you thinking with your dick?

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Was pulled over by an officer who just wanted to flirt. I noticed a highway patrol officer next to me at a red light, and wanting to seem like a nice citizen, I gave a quick and friendly smile. He proceeded to drive behind me for several miles and exit the freeway with me. I turned right and he went straight, so I thought it was a coincidence, until he reappeared near my house. He followed me almost home, then flashed his headlights at me. I pulled over, because it’s a fucking officer, and all he wanted to do is ask me what I’m up to, where I work, where I go to school and what for. Then he tells I have a crack on my windshield (which he wouldn’t have known before approaching the car), and to get it fixed.. Finding his “reason” to pull me over. I was too dumbfounded to get his info.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.