These 25 People Are Obsessed With Pizza

Dear Pizza Gods (Italians), THANK YOU SO MUCH. Seriously.. cheese, tomato sauce, bread.. you guys are f*cking geniuses. I wish I thought of it.

Seriously dough (lol, get it?), pizza is so wonderful and it can turn any bad day into a day of warm cheese-filled bliss. Just that word pizza is enough to make a true lover of za cum instantly (guilty as charged).

Some of us take our love of pizza a little further than most. We have pizza phone cases, a freezer full of frozen pizza bites, and our local pizza place on speed dial. We ain’t f*ckin’ around.

So if you are a true lover of the food of the gods, then you understand where these pizza-obsessed fiends are coming from. Put your saucy paws up if you believe in da cheese and F the haters <3

These 25 people love pizza more than life itself:





Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of