These 25 People RSVP’d No to These Awkward Invitations

5.

I was invited to the funeral of one of my old roommates. We did not get along and the friendship ended on a very bad note. I hadn’t seen or spoken to him in 5 years, and had nothing good to say about him.

6.

My boyfriend dated a crazy b*tch years back. She was a gold-digging c*nt. Fast forward and she has a baby with some other poor sap, who she is not dating anymore. She is now dating a coworker of my boyfriend, and has invited me to a “pre-engagement party”. They are not engaged. She is throwing a party because she expects him to propose.

7.

A girl I dated a couple of years back continuously tried to get me to go to her ex’s parents house, especially during the holidays. She would say that they liked her alot and wanted to see her all the time and they would be delighted to have me over as well…insisting that their son was never with them. I always told her that it was f*cking weird and that the quasi-in-law thing wasn’t gonna happen.

8.

Wedding invitation from the girl that (at the time) I had recently had sex with.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.