These 25 People RSVP’d No to These Awkward Invitations

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I got a wedding invitation from the woman my boyfriend knocked up. Sent a present though, I got some pretty craft paper and wrote a quote about faithfulness on it then put in a frame from the dollar store. The best part about this story is they apparently have it hanging up on the wall with their wedding photos.

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One night a couple of my friends and I were hanging out at my friend Rebecca’s house, we drank some wine, but not nearly enough to get drunk. It begins getting late and we all begin to say good bye and leave. I got to my car, sent a few texts and realized I had forgotten my keys. I walk back into the house to find Rebecca being held down on the couch while her pants were being pulled off by a mutual friend of ours. She was bleeding from her lip, screaming and kicking. He was trying to rape her. I am a small girl and this was a 6’2″ pudgy man, what could I do? Bashed him in the back of the head with a skateboard, he fell to the floor and I told him if he didn’t get the f*ck outta there I would bash his face in before calling the cops. He ran, tripping and falling over his pants around his ankles. She didn’t wanna call the cops, she didn’t wanna talk about it. It’s only been 2 months, both Rebecca and I just received housewarming invitations from the douchebag. Wtf, dude?!

11.

The parents of the guy who took my virginity and I used to be pretty close when said ex and I were dating. They loved me and after I broke up with him for cheating on me, they called me daily from overseas trying to convince me to take him back. Four years later, they invite me to his wedding and really hope that I can make it. They even offered to pay for my flight and hotel.

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Got invited to my ex-bf’s kid’s birthday party. The kid that was conceived when he cheated on me.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.