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These 25 People RSVP’d No to These Awkward Invitations

21.

Getting invited to Ex-gf’s wedding not even a month after we broke up..

22.

Got a girl preggers when I was about 20 and only found out about it when she told me she aborted w/out ever talking to me about it. Needless to say I was hurt that she wouldn’t have even asked for my opinion (I’m pro choice but would still like to have been involved in the decision.) Fast forward two years and she is married and has an infant son. She called me up and asked me if I would be the child’s Godfather and to come to the baptism. Uh f*ck you, lose my number.

23.

Girl broke up with me, didn’t talk to me for two months, but then perhaps when she realized she didn’t have very many friends she invited me and my new girlfriend to her birthday party.

24.

An Ex (dated for about 8 years) invited me to her bachelorette party (she is marrying one of my best friends from high school)

25.

One date with a guy, knew it wasn’t going to work. Fast forward a year, I get an invite to his engagement party. And then his bride to be’s (his 3rd bride, btw) bridal shower. And then his bachelor party. And then his wedding. We hadn’t spoken since the date.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.