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25 of People’s Biggest Porn Pet Peeves

11.

“Lesbian” porn where the girls have f*cking talons. You can tell the real lesbian/bi girl porn because those girls keep their nails trimmed and filed, because none of us want that up our vagina.

12.

I hate when they skip her undressing and go straight to pounding. I wanna see her panties.

13.

Girls sucking on a dildo seductively. It’s just weird watching them give a blowjob to a piece of silicone. It’s not hot.

14.

Encoding errors causing graphical glitches.

15.

Japanese porn. Between the pixelation and the rapey sounds of most of it. I just cant most of the time.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.