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25 Puzzling Experiences That Still Can’t Be Explained

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Somebody broke into my home, took a dump in my bathroom, flushed, then left politely through the garage.

10.

My 22 lb. beast of a cat showed up around dinner time having been drenched, head to tail, in some sort of oily pink goo. We honestly didn’t recognize him at first. We were all, “Where did this cat come from and why is it chowing down on cat food in our kitchen?” We never figured out what he got into. He must have fallen into a bucket of something. Our guesses ranged from transmission fluid to liquid car wax. We bathed him several times, used cornstarch to soak up some of the goo, but it was about 3 weeks before he looked totally back to normal again.

11.

Someone stole my socks at a waterpark. I took off my shoes to get into the pool, came back, my shoes were just fine but someone stole my old smelly wool socks right out of my shoes. First of all, those socks were awesome, they always kept my feet at just the right temperature no matter how hot/cold outside, second I’m a big guy so finding socks that fit over large feet that I actually like is a challenge. I hope you can’t sleep at night. Like what the f*ck is that? Who steals socks?

12.

Driving my Dad’s brand new car (going back about 10 years). Winter in Canada, so it’s f*cking cold, and back then gas was still relatively cheap. I was going to pick up some friends and go out. Got to my buddy’s house, left the car running in his driveway (about 9 pm) and went inside. He was still getting ready so I waited maybe 10 minutes max. We got out and into the car, and all I could smell was weed. And I mean strong skunk. Also my seat was moved forward and the radio station changed. So basically some person (I’m assuming more than 1), went into the car. Hot boxed it, and then got out. I had to drive with the windows open at -10 to air the car out.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.