21. It’s not technically on-theme, but as a ball-kicking palate-cleanser, listen to sex workers answer all the questions they’re sick of answering.
22. Let’s bring the romance back with this delightful pie-in-the-face story (no, that’s not a euphemism). (via)
My wife is a cam girl. Some dude wanted her to do her makeup just like another girl (of whom he provided a picture) and for me to slam a pie into her face. It was probably the most fun I’ve ever had making $50.
Asked how his wife broached the request:
Well, the guy asked for it, but she was super nervous it was someone she knew trying to make her look stupid. I said “they’re paying $50 to see it. who’s stupid?”
“Ok”
I started laughing before I stopped filming, though. You also have to keep a pretty high acceleration for force required to keep a pie stuck to your hand horizontally so I hit her a little harder than intended.
Now, there were some very strange requests, and we never judged a soul. “That’s odd, but ok” was the extent. I didn’t think this guy was stupid, but anyone paying for this to make her look stupid would be stupid.
One thing I learned from her doing it was; there are a lot if dudes who love feet.
As for what kind of pie it was:
Nickelodeon style. Just whipped cream in a pie crust.
23. This guy who used to do cam shows remembers a client who took burning through all his cash more literally than most. (via)
I used to do webcam shows and I’ve been asked for all sorts.
Probably the most unusual was a guy who sent me money in advance of the session and the got me to burn it on cam whilst masturbating. Normally just £20 or £30 a time, but in our final session before I quit he had me burn two £50 notes and masturbate with the ash. I didn’t mind since he was paying for it himself and he always tipped well.
I’ve done all sorts of strange stuff though, pretty much any kink you can name I’ve indulged in.
Asked whether he considered counterfeiting the money:
Considered it, but I wanted to be honest and give the guy the proper experience
24. These stories have somehow avoided any really graphic descriptions of what genitals are doing during these meetings (well, except maybe that video), but this one was pretty noteworthy. (via)
A couple of times I had a young married couple who got me to jerk the man off inside the woman. As in, the guy would put his dick in the girl’s pussy, then I would slide my hand into her pussy around his dick, so I was sort of jerking him off and fisting her at the same time. That’s literally all they wanted (in a few different positions).
The guy actually had quite a large dick, just she had a very very loose pussy (the man could get both his hands inside her pussy at once). They were a very young couple, like 21 or something, so I dunno how she got to be so big (she said she hadn’t had any kids).
25. OK. There were a lot of weird ones. This one is the weirdest. (via)
I’m not a sex worker, but when I lived in San Francisco I had a few friends who worked as pro-doms at a BDSM dungeon in Oakland. They had all sorts of amazing stories.
There was one guy who booked a two-girl session, and brought two high school marching band outfits. He and one of the girls dressed up in the outfits, and the other girl yelled humiliating insults at them for being high school marching band dorks.
Another guy wasn’t even an actual client. He came over to book a session in person. While he was booking it, he asked if any of the girls needed to buy a car. “’98 Toyota Tercel 80,000 miles.” “Nah, we all have cars already.” “Are you sure?” “Yeah. When do you want your session?” “It’s been in a garage all the time. Looks brand new.” “I’m sure it’s very nice. About your session?” “I just got the tires replaced, so they’re brand new too.” “Listen, do you want a session or not?” “Sure, I just need to get my wallet from my car. I’ll be right back.” He didn’t come back. The other pro-doms said that he does this all the time. He doesn’t want a session. His kink is trying to sell you his car.
