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If the holidays left you with a big stack of plastic Amazon gift cards burning a hole in your pants, might we make a few humble suggestions for ways to completely blow them on things that shouldn’t even exist? 1. A red man that s**ts out condiments. Finally! Check it out here! 2. Urinal shot glasses. […] More
The world’s oldest profession—and its newer cousin industries such as phone sex and cam shows—isn’t just about sex. Often it’s about giving clients the kind of sex (and often just the kind of emotional/physical connection) that they can’t get at home. Sometimes, it’s because a client has a weird kink that they only feel comfortable […] More
It’s easy to feel down and out. To look at the mess we’ve collectively gotten ourselves in (Donald Trump is president! We’ve killed off over half the world’s wildlife and orangutans may soon be extinct! ORANGUTANS! Brett Kavanaugh was confirmed to the Supreme Court! People out here are painting their teeth!) and to lose faith […] More
If you’re A) white and B) in any way even remotely upset or angered by this list, you’re part of the problem??? 21. “White people have no culture” Ok, explain how we all snapchat ourselves when God’s Plan by Drake starts playing — Julian Rowan (@jules_rowan) March 29, 2018 20. if white people have no […] More
Who doesn’t love a proposal story? Good or bad, they are a fascinating read. Earlier this week, Reddit user Champagne_tatertots asked, “What’s the worst marriage proposal story you’ve ever heard?” The answers spanned a wide, wide range of bad-but-cute to awkward to second-hand-cyber-cringe. Sometimes, a “worst marriage proposal” can be fodder for cute stories to […] More
If you’ve ever watched one show on HGTV, you’ve (probably inadvertently) watched them all. Though formulaic, they are addicting in a guilty-pleasure that-tile-is-hideous sort of way. Who doesn’t love judging (rich) strangers‘ living choices, or wondering whether that house will flip (they did redo the bathroom!) or flop (still ugly though)? 21. 20. 19. 18. 17. […] More
Happy National Novel Writing Month! As any writer knows, writing is always an enjoyable and incredibly easy thing to do! Certainly, writers never spend any time worrying about how they should be writing instead of browsing the Internet. Writing is not torturous or thankless, even a tiny bit! Ha ha. 1. Me, in theory: Avoid info dumps!Me, […] More
A woman named Francheska recently made a world-shattering discovery. Her extensive jacket-related research led her to finally understand what those clippy shoulder buttons on jackets are for, leading many across social media to say, “What!? Really!? No way!” Taken me 18 years to find out that the weird shoulder buttons on jackets is to hold […] More
Netflix’s The Haunting of Hill House is the spooky binge-friendly show du jour. Who can resist a good ole-fashioned ghost story about an evil house? Nobody. Which is how it rapidly became a cult favorite among (what I assume to be predominantly?) millennials. And, as we all know, millennials show their appreciation via memes. 37. 36. […] More
Yes, this is another Chrissy Teigen clapback post, and no I’m not sorry! Particularly because this time, rather than dragging a rando Internet troll, Teigen tackled an alt-right conspiracy theorist who calls himself Trump’s Number One Fan and also has a lifetime ban from futures trading. 20-year-old Jacob Wohl is most recently known for attempting and […] More
Celebrities are better and richer than us, and so have far more time and money to pour into thoughtful and impressive halloween costumes. Anybody who has ever laid eyes on a Heidi Klum production knows what I’m talking about. Besides the fact that Halloween lands on a Wednesday this year, gifting us not one but two spooky, costume-clad […] More
All too often we talk about red flags, and how important it is to heed them. But how about the behaviors people say are “red flags,” but are in fact just the result of someone going through a hard time, or the presence of differing but compatible personalities, or behaviors that can be overcome with a […] More
