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25 Small Things Your SO Does That Are Annoying AF

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My wife is not ok with a noise being made and not knowing what it is. If you make any noise in the other room she doesn’t recognize you immediately get “What was that?” It drives me nuts but it isn’t a big deal.

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He sneezes ridiculously loudly. Like you could probably hear him a block away. Drives me crazy.

8.

I get ready and leave for work before she does. Almost every day when I get home from work, her wet towel is on my side of the bed.

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Me getting in a hot or cold car: Start the car, get the heat or air on, then do anything else that needs to be done before we actually drive. Her: Get in an oven-hot or north pole freezing cold car. Monkey with the seat for a while, take a drink from you water bottle, put on your seat belt, monkey with the seat again, adjust the mirror, take another sip of water, find a CD you want to listen to, check the mirror again, take a sip of water, complain about the temperature (It’s a REAL SHAME there’s not a 300 hp environmental adjustment system 18″ in front of your face! START THE CAR).The only way to stay married is to drive myself, or else stay inside until I hear the engine start, then wait another 5 minutes before getting into the car.

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He does half a job. Put some washing in the machine? Leave it in there wet for 2 days. Cook? Leave the worktops dirty. Feed the cats? Leave the empty packet on the side. Go food shopping? Leave the empty carrier bags on the floor.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.