25 Small Things Your SO Does That Are Annoying AF


She takes every available minute to get ready to leave the house, and then complains about being rushed. If I say we’re leaving at 10:00, there WILL be a mad scramble to get everything out the door at 09:59, and not a minute sooner. In the end, it’s manageable, and it’s really only a problem because it conflicts with my tendency to be very prepared and usually 10 minutes early for everything (in case of unforeseen delays). 9 times out of 10, we get where we’re going on time, because nothing slows us down once we leave, but I’d like that to be 10 out of 10.


She keeps using the word ‘coolio.’ I will kill myself.


He can go overboard with teasing! It’s mostly a sweetie to me, and he’s slowly understanding when enough is enough. Also, GODDAMNIT BOYFRIEND I HATE BEING TICKLED STOP.


He’s the perfect package completely for me… except his fucking neckbeard! Ughhhhhh.


She always leaves the lights on when she leaves the room, and sometimes even turns them on in rooms she’s not occupying just because she likes everything bright.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.